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[prev] Fri, 10 Dec 2004 21:37:55 -0500 [next] [internet] - [comment]

** You are now speaking with StephenL, Road Runner. **
StephenL : How may I help you?
Mike : Hi Stephen, over the past couple days my cablemodem connection has been failing on an hourly basis; the only (temporary) solution is to powercycle the cablemodem.
Mike : Prior to this, the connection has been relatively stable for the past 8 months or so.
StephenL : Hrm... May I have the account number or the phone number so I can access the account?
Mike : Sure, one second, let me go grab my bill.
Mike : Er, rats. Would the email address associated with the account be helpful?
StephenL : How about the phone number?
Mike : Oh, sure. 518 271 XXXX, sorry.
Mike : That's the number we used when we signed up, but it's since been disconnected.
StephenL : Okay.
StephenL : How about the address?
Mike : 110 Country Gardens
Mike : Troy, NY 12180
StephenL : checking that out now.
Mike : Okay, hopefully it won't crap out in the meantime ;)
Your party has left this session.

Whenever one of our clients complains about lousy support, I'll have to try to avoid the desire to clock them.

by: Rob
on: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 19:47:45 -0500
at: *.nycap.rr.com
re: the new

When my bosses cable modem crapped out, I just brought it to the local Time Warner place and they gave me a new model and threw the old one into a box. Of course, if you're never home during the day, that might not work.

17:57:00 Me: my friend rob says he'll drive me to geneseo if "cindy has some hot friends"
17:57:06 Me: do you have "hot friends"?
17:57:17 Cynthia: I am a hot friend
17:57:22 Me: aha!
17:57:23 Cynthia: Alan's pretty hot too
17:57:24 Me: hmm
17:57:32 Me: oh, i think he meant hot female friends
17:57:36 Me: but who knows
17:57:48 Cynthia : Bronlyn and Sarah and Leopard Sarah and Anne
17:58:04 Me: okay, so he would have options then

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