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The Amish Laptop
[prev] Fri, 14 Nov 2003 19:01:58 -0500 [next] [computing] - [comment]

I found the Amish Laptop FAQ while searching for information regarding static electricity and laptops.

9. What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?

Well, the laptop was designed for personal access to the Internet, but we have learned that the Amish have developed a much larger computer (possibly as a Web Server?).

We also hear they are working on an electricity substitute involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts. Details are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by God, it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and balloons, but this may just be a rumor.



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