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older stuff.
July 27
Wish I Was There
July 23
Insane Rainfall/Flooding
July 15
So, here it is.
July 14
Fake $20's
July 10
Wedding Bands: Ordered
July 5
Happy Fourth!
June 30
Weird
Oh man
June 29
Best FD QSO so far...
June 20
Pre Cana Tomorrow

useful stuff.
gnutls on OS X - This is a step by step guide outlining the procedure for getting gnutls up and running under Mac OS X.
serial port internet - If you've got an old computer with no expansion slots or ethernet port, this is one way to give it a connection to the 'net.

definitely not the loogham arkiv.

September 4
So, how many pints is that?
September 2
Ruh roh
September 1
Tuxedo fittings
Invitation Assembly
August 15
You gotta pay to play
July 27
Wish I Was There
July 23
Insane Rainfall/Flooding
July 15
So, here it is.
July 14
Fake $20's
July 10
Wedding Bands: Ordered
July 5
Happy Fourth!
June 30
Weird
Oh man
June 29
Best FD QSO so far...
June 20
Pre Cana Tomorrow
June 14
Etching my own PCB
June 13
I've always liked Adam Sessler
June 3
Soldering On
June 1
Berries and Cream
May 20
Ryan Church
May 17
Registry Information
May 15
Half Truths
April 22
Disclaimer
April 21
Youngest Brother
April 20
Hurgh
/erinandmike
March 25
Eat it, friends.
March 18
A Disclaimer
First PSK31 QSO!
March 2
Station KC2JCJ
February 18
Poor Man's RDF
February 10
Today's Snow Squalls
February 7
Godspeed Little Scout
February 2
Whoops, New Kitty
December 30
Major Nelson, LIVE's public face
December 10
Really?
December 9
Our Friend
December 5
Enuff Z'nuff
December 4
Packeteering
November 13
Cramps
November 6
Election Day
October 29
High Frequency, Part Two
October 12
In Rainbows
October 10
Pushing Daisies
September 20
Likin' Dis
September 10
Interpol
September 9
A Rare Treat
September 6
Google Books Embed
August 21
Skype Makes With The Freebies
August 10
High Frequency
July 25
Sinatra's Kind of Town
July 7
Live Earth
July 6
The Cursed Orange Fret
June 25
Field Day 2007
June 24
Erin bought me a Macbook
June 20
Apropos
June 16
Riverfest
May 4
Week Two with High Definition Television
April 24
Hey WXXA
April 1
Honda Fit: The New Volkswagen?
March 31
Waste of a Saturday Morning
March 20
EV-DO, woop woop!
March 13
So much for those YI prefixes, I guess.
It's hard to make a pun about National Grid
March 3
February Birthdays; Cinema Verite
February 20
Noah Knows (The Internet)
February 15
Rob: New York Comicon, Voice of the
February 14
More Mexican Movies
February 11
November Babies
January 23
Why People Get Engaged
January 11
The Fit is GO!
January 1
Happy New Year!
December 17
First Wii Accident
December 16
FCC to Drop Morse Testing
December 12
Hey, I Remember College
December 3
A week with the Wii
November 20
Newslady!
November 2
White Stuff
October 30
Ice Burn!
October 23
Rob is in your extended network!
Votin'
October 22
Orionids!
October 19
bleh
Kuczynskipedia
October 18
The 'H' at 40.
October 8
Hrrrrgh, Fox affiliate drama
October 4
Oh, BARF
September 24
Microwave
September 20
You can take the Crocodile Hunter, but hands off Hamster
September 18
Less Expensive than Freud
Jamaican flag hat with dreadlocks and some Bob Marley records
September 11
Therapy, Cheaper Than
September 4
Lame.
I do spring cleaning 6 months late
August 28
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
July 31
Casting call for Star Trek: TOS movie/prequel
July 21
Further confessions.
July 8
Meowing All Night is Hard Work
July 7
It's alive!
June 29
Hitting Home
More Bad News
June 28
Whoa!
June 24
Field Day 2006
June 14
The Bearer of Bad News
June 2
Going to Canada
May 31
She said "Yes", by the way.
May 30
The home game continues
May 29
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
May 26
Pranked by MSFT
May 25
For those playing the home game
May 20
Before the game is afoot, thou still let'st slip.
May 18
Some guys have all the luck.
May 15
Squirrels.
Erm, oh my.
May 7
Starship Troopers
April 29
Where _is_ Mike?
April 21
Ugh.
April 13
Kovachick: Man without a moustache
April 1
What up
March 31
Dusted off
March 21
So long, noble Krust.
March 12
Site Rebuild
March 4
Guff not accepted here.
March 3
Meat Update
February 28
Today is Dad's Birthday.
February 27
This is what you get
February 19
Electric Avenue
February 17
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
January 31
Misquoted!
January 26
We Love Our Lamb
January 24
Hired!
January 12
It'll make your brain melt.
December 22
Millions of Babies
December 6
FOLLOW THE SPREADSHEET
November 20
iPod Shuffles off the Mortal Coil
November 5
Chill(ax?)
November 2
Kitty Abuse
October 28
This is an Adventure.
October 12
Videooooooh no.
October 9
Last Night a DJ Saved Me Some Money
October 7
lolz j/k guys
October 5
Moving Violation
September 29
Property Damage
September 24
Oops?
September 22
Neighborhood Kittens
September 20
Rumble Rumble
September 19
Rise and walk, WHRW Archive
September 9
Achewood would be proud
September 8
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
September 6
Fox News' Shepard Smith
September 5
Did anyone see this coming?
August 27
Horrible Advertising Campaigns
August 24
American Humor
August 23
Do they know it's Halloween?
August 21
Sony to PSP owners: You got pranked!
August 18
Some things I found out
August 16
"Report into the north tower."
August 15
We're Only In It for the Money
August 3
Travistan
July 27
Government Access
July 25
APRS Tracker En Fuego
July 20
500 CCA will kick your ass
July 17
Play Like a Champion Today, Part 3
July 15
Everyting gowan be eyree
July 11
Now what
July 10
To quote the Kool-Aid Man
July 4
APRS Tomfoolery
June 26
On Patio Furniture and Hoagies
June 25
Field Day 2005
June 24
An Open Letter to Billy Corgan
June 14
Right.
June 6
:(
June 5
Sports FUD
May 28
The Woods
May 24
It's not cheap, it's affordable.
May 21
KOOOOOOOO
May 19
History Lesson!
May 18
Lindsay, WHY?!?
May 17
The West Side Stadium
May 15
Mets back on TWC
May 13
Little Blue: ALIVE!
May 2
Video Conferencing With Tiger
April 30
All Good Things...
April 26
Konichiwa, Bitches!
April 12
Principles
April 5
Area 51 on Google Maps
April 1
Pilot's License Ahoy
March 23
Goin' Down to Clifton Park
March 15
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK GRRFFGRHRH
March 14
Finding out True Love is Blind
March 9
All These Years
February 28
Tire Blown!
February 27
Gran Turismo 4
February 21
Is there a better way to do this?
February 12
Today
January 23
Moving Party!
January 22
Chariot of Saline
January 21
Good News For People Who Love Good News
January 10
Stop Ebay Might You #1 Using? Go!
January 1
Holiday Update
December 27
Well,
December 24
Merry Christmas, Dudes
December 21
Little Blue's Last Stand
December 20
Skunked Again
December 10
Can you hear me now?
December 6
un problema pequeno
December 5
Cool!
November 23
Word of Advice
November 21
The Beer Conspiracy
Live, Live, Live
November 20
Play Like a Champion Today, Take 2
November 19
Stern
November 14
Halo 2
November 13
Bummer
November 8
Non-Election Comedy Option
November 3
Feh.
November 2
Hey
November 1
WTF
October 27
Over? Did you say 'over'?
October 21
Who's your daddy?
October 19
Play Like A Champion Today
October 16
Today
October 10
We Know Something You Don't Know
October 7
Goodness
October 3
Dumb
September 24
Kamikaze Hearts
September 15
Running with the Devil
September 10
New Supergrass
No joy in Mudville
September 6
Soulive
September 4
Erin's Sister
September 3
Grayson
September 2
Hey
Urgh
August 26
That New Interpol Single
August 25
Once more, with feeling
August 22
Painfully so
August 20
So Tired
August 18
87
August 17
Women's Gymnastics
Your eyes do not deceive you...
August 16
Somedays
August 14
Frist Prost!
August 10
The Legacy of P. Kitty
August 9
Cooking Adventure III
July 31
Hellboy
July 30
Where I've been...
July 23
Green Mountain State
July 16
Of course you do.
July 13
The Origin of P. Kitty
July 7
argh
July 6
Taglines
July 5
An Open Letter to Paul Boutin
July 4
GNU screen
July 2
The "No-Real-Content" Special
June 22
I cannot take credit, but I do endorse:
June 21
Okay, Internet, do your stuff.
June 19
Ok
June 18
Yeah, okay.
June 14
Sayonara, suckers!
June 13
Now I need to figure out how to build it...
June 8
Back for more...
June 5
Smarty Jones Loses!
Swapping Services
Movies, etc.
June 1
Happy Memorial Day
May 31
The hell?
May 27
Layers of Color Remixed
May 24
It's kind of sad...
May 21
Strokin'
May 19
Some of you will understand this
May 18
'Millionaire' Lifelines Using Google?
May 16
Back for more...
May 15
An Ethical Question
May 14
Switching from MoveableType to Wordpress
May 13
Apologies to Mil Millington
May 11
Good old Axe
People are Strange
May 10
25 Broadway
May 8
The Duece
May 7
Ch-ch-changes
May 5
Moore Moore Moore with Less
I really talk like this
May 4
Whoops.
USGS: Still cooler than FEMA
The Best of Cheaper Than Therapy
May 3
10.5, Getting Involved
Dude!
10.5
May 2
Macintosh OS XP
May 1
SNL
April 30
Good Lord
April 29
Can you hear me?
April 28
Linuxant
iTunes Update
April 27
Oh Cruel Fate
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
April 25
The Team Crave Case Challenge
April 23
IT'S FRIDAY!!!
April 22
Ancient Maladies of the Future
April 20
Fair is Fair
Wonderfalls
April 19
Slick New(?) Ebay Scam
April 17
One Word Movie Review: Kill Bill, Vol. 2
April 15
Split Pea Soup
April 14
Um, okay.
April 13
Presidential Press Conference
April 12
Pipe Dream, You Still Suck
April 11
Peepster!
Cheaper Than Therapy - 3/31 and 4/7
April 8
I am...
April 6
Scanning with the Epson CX5200
April 5
Nobody Appreciates Me
Little Blue is Back In The Shop
April 4
Guess What I Learned
April 3
Hey
April 1
Shaw Island
March 28
A Letter to Grandma
March 23
Dudes
March 18
Thanks dudes!
March Madness
March 15
HERE WE GO AGAIN
March 14
It's true.
March 10
Cracking Up
March 9
Visual History of Repairs
March 8
Freaking Out
March 2
Things ... are slower up here...
March 1
Of Hondas and Distributor Caps
February 29
Willy Wonka
February 25
The Passion of the Mike
February 23
If you need help...
February 20
Son of a Motherless Goat
February 16
Return of the King
Too Bloody Early
February 13
Nice Work, Bob
February 12
The Campaign Trail
February 10
Oh Hells Yes.
February 8
You Goddamn Thieves
Rob's Plan Review
February 4
I am helpful.
February 3
Whoa.
1040EZ Tango
January 31
iBook Battery
January 29
Sometimes, spam is funny.
January 28
Shoot, I almost forgot.
Aerosmith In Space
January 27
Super Bowl Party
January 24
What on Hell
January 22
I cannot explain...
January 20
State of the Union Observations
Big Brother Watches Me Play Socom II
Classical... Chaos?
January 18
Oh Baby
January 17
Five Reasons I Love My Job
January 16
it's sad
January 15
That was ugly.
It keeps on keepin' on.
The Ultimate Party Playlist
Wuzzah
January 14
Jeebus!
January 13
I'm talking to Cindy on Instant Messenger
Blah Blah Blah
January 12
Gratuitous Uses of Technology
Wait, which Mike is this?
January 11
Travel and Cinema
January 9
Guh
January 8
Bringing You Up To Speed
January 3
Pictures, etc.
December 31
24 Hour Party People
December 27
Party Playlist
December 26
Some Holiday Thoughts
December 22
Christmas In Hollis
December 21
Happy Birthday, Mom.
December 20
Home for the Holidays
December 18
Island 94.3
mobile at alphamonkey.org
LousyJournal
December 16
Playmate Of The Apes
Fun With mod_rewrite
December 14
Whoa.
December 13
Hanging Up My Stockings
December 10
Way To Go, Fox.
ChipX86: Our Very Own Boba Fett
December 8
voxel dot net
December 7
Does he have a name?
Snow, Sickness, and Slackery
December 6
Magnificent Desolation
December 5
I bought 'The Armadillo'
December 4
aka known as Roadie Killa
Non-revelations
At The Chop
December 1
Revoking My Key
Rabbit, rabbit.
November 25
gnutls on OS X
November 24
Oh yeah, Monday Night Football
November 22
The Gimp
November 21
The TSA
November 20
Barber Shop
November 17
I Promise You Action!
November 16
Television
November 15
WCAG 1.0 and Section 508
November 14
The Amish Laptop
Fun, Fun, Fun In The Sun, Sun, Sun
November 13
CVS for Website Development
November 11
The Confederacy
I Remember
November 10
Growing Pains
Big Blue
November 9
Guess who's coming to dinner?
November 8
Let's Buy Some Music Online!
Elf, Nemo, and the pervasiveness of ass-clowns
November 6
My Hometown In The News
The Timing Belt Saga, Denouement
November 5
Where You're Going
"We're upgrading your power."
The Timing Belt Saga, Part 1
November 3
Panther going senile
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives
October 30
Halloween fun!
October 29
People I Miss
Oh yeah, by the way...
State of the Site
Now I know who's hiring...
October 28
Accessibility
Separated By Denominational Differences
Postal Inspectors!
October 27
Nasty
October 26
150+ New Features
October 25
Marlins win.
October 24
I like the way you do it Panthurr...
October 22
Also...
I ask you...
Waiting.
October 21
CocoaMySQL
October 16
I'm sorry, but...
October 14
Say Hello to iJob.
October 10
Hitting The Road
October 9
Quote of The Day
A Diversion
October 8
California Recall
October 6
Why?
October 5
Cubs Win!
October 3
DNL
September 29
Not Music or Software
School Of Rock
September 26
Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
September 24
Duped
September 23
KC2, Juliet Charlie Juliet
September 22
Dial Up, Dial In
September 19
Tropico (Is Gross)
September 18
Life's So Rad
September 17
Cooking Adventure II and More
September 16
Week One
September 12
Cash
September 10
A Cooking Adventure
September 5
Contact Light
September 3
Three Drinks Behind
10 Things I Will Miss About Long Island
That Thing Nobody Uses Anymore
September 2
The Seattle Experience: Day Three, Modus Operandi
September 1
The Seattle Experience: Day Two, Fish You Look At And Fish You Eat
August 31
The Seattle Experience: Day One, The Forty Dollar Cab Ride
August 27
Hiatus
August 26
Back Home
Animal House
August 24
12 Memories
Okay, fine.
I was a lawyer
August 22
...As We Know It
America's Future
August 20
Wifester
August 19
Mike's Magic Music Mupdate
Ain't No Thing
August 18
Potpurri
August 17
For a brief moment, serenity
August 16
Other Blackout Perspectives
August 15
Worse Come To Worse
The Day The Music Died (Or Did It?)
August 14
The Four F's
August 13
A Fraud
Okay, enough.
August 11
God Bless Monks
August 10
An Open Letter.
Two things.
August 8
Let them eat ... pie.
August 6
Echoes
"No, autobiographical." "Wow."
August 5
Uh, no babies please.
August 4
When Things Can't Get Weirder
Sometimes
August 2
Rough
August 1
Nerd Alert
Cause for Concern
July 30
...
July 27
Revolution OS
July 26
Don't Forget The Face
Gasp!
Manipulate Me
July 24
Party Cruise On The River Styx
Before You Die, You See The Ring
July 23
Does this mean I'm old?
TechTV ... and boobs.
About to break?
July 21
Jane's Addiction
July 20
And yet, I wonder...
July 19
You're welcome to come along...
Important Document Enclosed
July 17
Coining The Term
July 16
LGA, not LBC
July 14
I am complete.
Suggestion
July 13
Albanites
July 7
St. Angry
July 6
For the love of Pete
Renaissance Man
July 3
Did you ever?
July 2
Reliable
July 1
The Kimmel Konnection
June 30
The Evergreen State
Nothin' goin' down here
June 28
Greenport?
June 26
Fame
Twisty
Double Plus Ungood
June 25
Hi, remember me? I'm the molten surface of the Sun.
June 23
SMS Haiku
June 17
Life Philosophy
June 16
Testing My Patience
June 15
Week Long Recap
June 14
Not Quite The Last
June 11
Steve The Lesser
June 10
Maple
June 9
HRW Alumni Gathering
June 7
Early Detection
Funny Cide Loses!
June 6
God Bless My Job
June 5
F Field Day
June 4
Moveable Hype
June 3
The Bad Plus
May 29
802.11bampf!
May 28
Stuff That Sucks
May 27
Reloaded
Geek Humor
May 25
Ladies Love
May 24
mstyne.die(now)
May 19
Braindead
May 18
Busy Weekend
May 15
My Time Has Come
May 14
Fiasco
May 12
Sony MDR-V700
May 6
Magic Bullet Theory
May 5
Come to Papa
May 3
Of Ducks and EZ-Pass
May 2
Blah
May 1
The Death of TechTV
April 29
Apple's New Music Service
April 28
Doughnuts
April 23
Oh, Daddy
WHRW 24 Hour Marathon
April 19
Bullet the Blue Sky
April 18
Flawed Graphics In 'Splinter Cell'
April 16
Godsmack Sucks.
April 13
Cripes
April 12
The Fear
April 10
may twenty seventh
April 8
Productive
April 7
Shoe Guy: The Duece
Happy Spring
April 4
Back To School
Celebrate Good Times
April 3
Summer Songs
April 2
Widgets
April 1
Changes
March 31
Rally For Freedom
March 26
The New Hotness
March 23
Extracurricular Activities
War Is Not A Video Game
And the winner is...
March 21
Jill Ameperosa
March 19
Okay.
Pictures of Broken Skateboard
March 18
Contingency
March Madness
March 15
Not So Handy
March 14
Obsessing
March 11
Dealin' with the Archives
March 2
Self Control
Over? Did you say, "Over"?
February 27
Purely For Geeks
February 26
An Army of One
February 24
Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
Norah what?
February 21
twenty three
February 20
$10.08
Live Journal
February 19
Mike vs. America's Enemies
February 17
Blizzard '03
February 16
Cool!
February 15
I Killed Bloody Mary
XML Guru
February 13
Broken?
February 12
Hypocrite!
February 11
Crab vs. Pipe
February 10
Sacred Heart University
February 6
So Far, Not Impressed
February 5
Apparently, Lauren is 'Perfect'
Iraq
February 3
Sick
January 31
Internet Explorer
January 27
It's Kristin's Birthday
January 24
Do you remember this? 'Cos I do.
January 23
Crap.
January 17
Mexico, NY Hits the Big Time
January 15
Television
January 14
Lunch Lady Land
January 8
Hi, My Name Is Mike
$405.26 USD
January 6
And now I need some help from the maestro please
December 30
Dumb
December 12
freenode's #mysql
December 9
Christmas, Short Stack Style
December 6
Snow
November 29
What's become of me?
November 21
You Suck
Back from the dead
November 19
Fundamental
November 18
No, really, they are insane
November 12
Okay
Baby Food
November 11
I come up with this stuff late at night
Reproduced without permission
November 8
Yeah. It's funny because it's true.
November 6
Thanks, assholes.
October 29
Funk keeps getting stronger.
Totally un-sick, bro!
October 27
Kristin rocks. I miss her 'flava'.
New carpeting?
October 24
Illness? I sure hope not.
October 23
I hate Long Island
October 22
Some quirky behavior
This isn't going to work.
July 26
Welcome Aboard, Asshole!
December 16
Black Hole
November 17
The Coolest Thing I Have Ever Done
November 16
Big Blue
November 8
Bacardi
October 14
Par-tay
October 7
San Antonio Express-News
October 2
Back Home
September 29
Fighting Falcon
September 25
Home
September 11
First Word Back
...
September 10
CMJ
September 9
Hamster Tragedy
September 8
NASCAR and Hamsters
June 17
Good Times, Bad Times
April 30
Playlist for General Disclaimer
April 24
Playlist for General Disclaimer
April 22
April in Paris
April 7
Playlist for General Disclaimer
April 6
Suz!
April 3
On working in a high rise..
April 1
I've become Hinmanized
March 21
Damn.
March 5
Playlist for General Disclaimer
February 28
Naked Men
February 26
Playlist for General Disclaimer
February 20
You have Twenty-One
February 15
Valentines Day, Redux
February 14
The Umbrella People
February 9
Oddi
February 4
Moe's 35th
January 10
Downtime
December 25
Christmas
December 23
Eve
December 22
Christmas Liturgy
December 20
Failure
December 19
Whoops
May 24
Hey kids, I'm back for more.
May 10
It's been awhile, hasn't it.
April 29
They Might Be Giants
April 26
My life was crazy boring today.
April 17
"Somebody's Gotta Die"
April 12
Not wanting to wax poetic...
April 10
Lousy week, great weekend.
April 5
Soda and Ice Cream
April 3
Test
April 2
Sting Is Really Cool